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Moose Lodge

by Pan/Tone

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“I'll never forget the first time a Pan/Tone record was played through me. It was late 2003 and I was being worked over every night by some of the best and worst jocks in techno's short but sordid history. The first thing I noticed was that his touch was deeper than I had previously experienced; with his slow and methodical stimulation of all my various components. He began by kissing and nibbling my tweeters, the warmth and wetness of his sound sending shivers through my wires. He then moved on to my mids, slowly working up his energy so that I was already a slave to his rhythm by the time I had recognized it's sheer velocity. And it was only after I said I loved him that he very carefully and gently inserted his kick into my woofer. What can I say? I was mesmerized and completely drunk on his fucking shit!”
Are you as big of a fucking slut as this tight little system quoted above? Then you will surely find your input dilating for“
Do not feel ashamed. Simply give into the moment and enjoy yourself. Let yourself go and watch your inhibitions fade away. And by the end, when you are completely drenched in it's hypnosis, do not even wipe it off. Leave it on god damn it! Be Proud to have it's shit all over you!
Just like any good/bad Frenchmen, Pan/Tone will not simply roll off of you and say goodnight. will hold your hand and watch the sun come up with you, and even ask for your phone number. Let this friendly little song spoon and make you feel safe. That's what it's there for. We are complicated animals with many needs and desires. We are dirty little douche bags aren't we?

Here is a summary of what the BIG world renowned dj/producers had to say about Moose Lodge:

DJ Brown Star- “nice. slip n slide this one in!”
Douchiano- “this shit is fresh. I have the right place to applicate this.” Harry Palms- “Im gonna bang these tracks out”
DJ Bobo- “bobo”
Miss Meow Mix- “support!, beaver clap is prrrfect ”
DJ Request- “maybe I will play Beyonces Bounce..but dj request takes no requests”
Pierre Pamplemousse- “Oui, j’aime bien le Pain/Thon”
Honky Thong- “Let it rip!”

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released April 19, 2010

w & p by Sheldon S. Thompson

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Beachcoma Recordings Berlin, Germany

We here at Beachcoma aim to not just stimulate your ears, but your fucking brains too. Techno is indeed a music of the body, but that doesnʼt mean it has to be shallow and superficial. That is why our track names, cover designs and indeed info sheets are often educational in nature.
As high school graduates, we feel it is our duty to inform as well as to entertain.
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