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You Are My Beach

by Metope

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Stranded 06:22
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Ride Free 07:16

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There once was a man named metope,
whose dick was as long as a rope.
Girls always did to shout,
when he first pulled it out.
For it even was too big to grope.

His new record's really a peach,
the title track's You are my Beach.
When the bass starts to pump,
you'll be shaking your rump.
If it's all brown and stuff
just give it some bleach.

The second cut is simply called Stranded,
it'll jerk you off single-handed.
So give it a yank,
from the base of it's flank.
And call out "The eagle has landed."

Ride Free's a hell of a track,
it's got a kick, some synths and a hi hat.
There's some squeaky sounds as well,
some conga or maybe a cowbell?
And it cums with a big giant splat!

Ans now I must bid you adieu,
I hope it's been fun for you.
This press text is done,
and so I will run.
The truth is I really must poo.

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released February 17, 2011

w & p Michael Schwanen

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Beachcoma Recordings Berlin, Germany

We here at Beachcoma aim to not just stimulate your ears, but your fucking brains too. Techno is indeed a music of the body, but that doesnʼt mean it has to be shallow and superficial. That is why our track names, cover designs and indeed info sheets are often educational in nature.
As high school graduates, we feel it is our duty to inform as well as to entertain.
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